i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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