He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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