I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
