I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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