it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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