How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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