he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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