What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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