lets start a swedish sibling band together
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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