she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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