Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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