But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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