I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
this just has baby written all over it
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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