he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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