i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
is this the sara with the beer cane?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
