who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
it glows. i had to have it.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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