So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Who did Billy Mays play for?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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