Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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