The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Randomize
