dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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