Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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