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Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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