Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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