the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
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Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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