Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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