Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
ok first of all what the fuck
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