In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
no you cant smoke seaweed
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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