We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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