So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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