She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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