so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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