Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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