If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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