can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Randomize
