she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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