Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
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No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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