I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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