I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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