mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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