Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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