At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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