dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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