I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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