She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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