It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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