I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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