Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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