I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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