True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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