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you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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