Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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