I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
are you so shy because you have an std?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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