i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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