ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
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I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize