in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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