I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
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