? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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