I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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