i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
pop tarts are not kleenex
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I have aggressive nipples.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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