apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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