one two three fourrrrnication!
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
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That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
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Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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