hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
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I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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