I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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