I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
its not stalking. its research.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Randomize
