My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?