i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.