week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
lol hangovers are for mortals.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek